Netflix is no longer "a thing". Netflix has no true original franchise and has rights to none.

So true

Melissa McCarthy really is just Kevin James with a vagina. I'm honestly shocked that they haven't tried a gender-swapped Paul Blart: Mall Cop with her in the lead.

I realized that my wife no longer loves me the moment she made me watch this movie. I think she was trying to drive me to suicide. Help me off this ledge; bring Gal Godot.

Lol, what did you expect

... I liked it... but my taste is garbage

Shin Godzilla is far more better

Well. Thanks for watching this for me. I appreciate it.

Jokes on you. Mormons are sober every day of the week.

Hello! CAn you please review Tropic Thunder if you haven´t already? Thank you

4:46 I’m sorry. I have to step in here. - They barely managed to outfly the First Order pilots. The only way they did was because they were in a bigger, more armored ship. - Don’t you have to be pretty skilled at identifying specific parts from starships for scavenging? - I mean, it was a big-ass button on a panel next to the door monitors... - Pretty sure she missed pretty much every shot when it came to Kylo Ren. Also, that’s kind of what any Force-user can do. Remember when Luke shot a stormtrooper from across a landing bay in the first movie? - Congratulations, you’ve just described the capabilities of every Force-user ever. - Congratulations, you’ve just described the capabilities of every Force-user ever. - Congratulations, you’ve just described the capabilities of every Force-user ever. - I mean, she was pretty pissed off. And it’s not like she has no melee training whatsoever. - I mean, she was pretty pissed off. And it’s not like she has no melee training whatsoever. Also, as explained in the movie, Luke was cut off from the Force. - Bruh what? - Why do Force-users now have to know what an ability is to use it? Are you actually saying that Force-users’ latent power just goes idle until they learn about the abilities they get from it? Is this literally your understanding of Star Wars? - I’m with you on straight-up resurrection of the dead, but dude, why are you pretending it was never explained or has never been in Star Wars before? Not only was it one of the only important things explained in The Rise of Skywalker, The Child used this same ability in an episode of The Mandalorian! - No she’s not. Obi-Wan is. Silly Drinker.

If we're going to be honest about the film Godzilla is barely in this film this film is heavily focused on Kong. That is my number one issue with the film Godzilla is the first name on this film yet he feels like he's only featured in it. This film should be Kong versus Godzilla and I enjoyed the other three films to me this one was the weaker of all four films

Its currently trending at number one on Netflix in Australia at the moment... Goe's to show how little good shows there is to watch(on Australian Netflix at least anyhow) and at how many women watch Netflix? Anyway, i watched the trailer and though "my god this looks bad" and shut it down.

She's needs to stop making movies with her husband directing. He's a good writer, but not a good director. He has no idea how to set up and follow through on comedic material from a visual standpoint. Directors like Paul Feig really know how to pull the best out of McCarthy.

What's needed is great, original, stories with female leads not this constant re- heating of someone else's dinners.

I actually had quite of fun with the new trilogy. Admittedly it is nothing of the sort of philosophical-heavy movies that the original movies were, but at least they were fun, even if the fun can be mindless at times.

“Characters can be gay but expressing it or showing them doing gay things is too far bc I’m not mature enough to handle that type of reality that gays exist and behave like normal people ”

Thank God for the Critical Drinker.

Oh wow, that's Hunter Biden.

One the many problems with Hollywood is too many of the screenwriters think they can write better than the original writers. When one makes one's living writing in a land of illusion, one ends up being deluded by their own imagination, into thinking they have an imagination.

Melissa McCarthy and hubby Ben Falcone and Bobby Cannavale always in many films together.

It's terrible

This isn't bad because it's all women It's bad because it's bad

I would take 10 more spin offs of this than any of the garbage being peddled as blockbusters today.

Can you do a review of "Boss Level?"

Thunder Farce

Naahhh... Harley Quin is OK if you ask me... Jared Leto is also not a bad Joker... John Cena... Not a really good actor... Dwayne Johnson can not really be replicated...

Love how you never miss a chance to take a shot at Brie Larcen. XD Btw just noticed... Did her parents purposely name her Cheese Thief?! Hahaha

My wife threw this on last night as degenerate as she is sometimes, i laughed at the plot holes quite a bit but yeah the fucking film stink so fucking bad

To me, this movie is THE DEFINITION of “What Could’ve Been”.

I just feel that the resurgence of streaming services and their bolstered prevalence in a post-COVID world might have slightly decreased the quality of movie ideas and films being made - where they can be regurgitated regardless of talent or good writing knowing that a subscription will come. It just feels cheaper. I miss when movies would fight for your hand (by actually trying) at a rental store....

They should use the actual Mayor of Chicago in the movie.

The woman of colour is portrayed as successful, powerful and strong, the white woman is a clown. Don't often see that in films these days, wonder why....

Sounded like "cosmic ray burst" sounded like something else. Lmao

promoting fat people and unhealthy lifestyle , great new age :/=

That's not fat, it's white bread which mixed with water makes great glue

I thought the movie was funny personally.

My fat mother in law laughed uncontrollably at this shit movie.

Thunder Force - ‘The lightening you wouldn’t want to clap.’

After watching this shit movie; I couldn't wait to see your review. Had to see how spot on you'd be with my personal review. I had to force myself to sit through this crap. 1st question: If the serum that Hammer was getting healed her why didn't it make her physically fit? Wouldn't fat be considered an illness to be healed? 2nd question: Why did Bateman only have Crab arms? What was his superpower? When he did use the claws they only caused a minor irritation to the victim. 3rd question: How did the daughter get a power? They never once eluded to it. Though you knew it was coming. Lastly, why did I have to sit through the dinner scene and the "love" scene. What did that serve? Just an awful movie.

The Rock only had to eat eight meals per day to make Black Adam.

Kennedy has a real iguana/Cardassian thing goin on with her neck.

This version of MJ is a mini carol danvers

Got coffee all over my laptop because of that mormon part

So what's funny here is that they are two fat super heroes? (groans) OK, that's not even a little bit funny.

Very confusing

She's always hilarious on SNL. I don't understand why her movies are so terrible.

What I don’t get about super hero movies where the plot is “normal people fight against super heroes” is that they almost always have some contrivance where the normals gain their own powers. I mean, firearms are a thing you know. Having the protagonists face a seemingly insurmountable enemy that they have to grow and innovate to overcome seems like a plot with more potential.

If it's got MM on the billing once can be certain that it's going to be sloppy. So, that's what girl power humor is? Sloppy? You've 'gone' a long way baby.

Thank you, Mr. Drinker, sir -- for throwing yourself on this hand grenade.

Wait, did I see a hot chick in leather towards the end? That's gotta be worth something???

Am I the only one troubled by the scale of the original 'space jockey' (3 x the height of a human), as compared to the merely very tall 'engineers' in Prometheus?

A school field trip to Europe...oooookay. The hell kind of elite, private boarding school does he go to?

My wife wanted to watch this and she even called it a pile of hot garbage and she loves Jason Bateman.

bye ur literally so salty for no reason; ur just picking apart subjective things u personally don't like, this was one of my favorite trek films ever but at least i can admit its not perfect while u can't see anything good. there was so much good in it but u have to make everything so black and white, right and wrong, good and evil lmfaooo

How much did wb pay u

Falcone should be tasered for real for making this garbage.

I've only seen the trailer for this and I garbage was the conclusion I came to too

My wife made me watch this movie. It was pure shit. Octavia Spencer was more bored than I was during this movie.

This film is inevitably gonna flop mainly because of the pandemic and also because they no longer wanna make connected movies anymore which in turn is making people lose interest in the dc films.

I got a message from Netlix, recommending this as "A new movie we'll think you'll love". I only needed to look at the damn poster to know it was a complete lie.

Giant lizard fights giant munky. Giant lizard and giant munky teams up to fight giant robot lizard. Well that's what I wanted from this movie.

I WILL be annoying but for fc sake, my dudes, Kyiv (ukrainian), not Kiev (russian), if you see two headed eagle - it's russian thing, and, well, all this joke is... meh. Just... just don't do that again, please.

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I would rather put bleach in my eyes than watch this

A lot of the selections for review would never be on my watch list but I do enjoy you dismantling them on multiple levels.

The pitch meeting for this: "fat women + superheroes = funny"

Lmaooo last night I saw that Thunder force was on Netflix and just from the cover I knew I’d wake up to find some videos 🤣🤣🤣

would you like the 5 minute Sarcasm or the full 10 minutes?

Why is everyone so fat?

2:05 anyone who stands that close to someone during a conversation is evidently a sociopath. I doubt whether any of these geniuses could boil a kettle unaided. Mutants.

Since Netflix counts 30 seconds as a view, you can hold out for that long and legit give it a thumbs down.

Its hilarious that people know how disgusting disney is but you still waste money on entertainment that's not made for you.

Whedon cut would probably also had been better if it he was allowed to direct from the beginning and be 4 fucking hours long. Snyder cut is just not fit for cinema release.

Race of bodybuilders ha ha ha...!!!

You know from the sound of it, it just sounds like the Fantastic Four Movies are just cursed.

No shit.

So true. Great review

Things you didn't expect to see in a Critical Drinker video: Russian Post mail box.

Jason Bateman is on par with Keanu Reeves as the blandest actor